Tuesday Ramblings

After taking a week off last week MTR is back strong this week with thoughts I’ve had while awaiting the season finale of “Hell’s Kitchen.”

I was off last week while recovering from my trip to Los Angeles, which was great. I had never been to LA and on the trip out there I was thinking I may never get there(I hate airline delays), but I did make it even if it was 10 hours later than expected. LA is great! The weather is amazing and Hollywood and the surrounding area is as bizarre as I expected. I had a wonderful time out there and can’t wait to get back. The only disappointment on the trip was that I never could find Hell’s kitchen and I so wanted my picture taken there.

A lot has happened since my last post including the wonderful draft night trade of the Grizzlies. I have to admit I didn’t think they’d get anything done, but kudos to Chris Wallace and gang for finding a way to get the big deal done, something Jerry West struggled with in his Memphis tenure. I really liked Mike Miller as a player and as a person off the court, so I hate to see him go, but he was an asset that had to be used to get OJ Mayo back, and I couldn’t be more excited to see Mayo in a Grizzlies uniform. To be able to add Mayo while also getting rid of Brian Cardinal’s contract and the terrible Jason Collins, made it worth parting with Miller. Speaking of Miller and Mayo, they were both on the show today and you can check out the interviews on the front page under featured audio.

With Mayo, Mike Conley and Rudy Gay, the Grizzlies have a fantastic young three headed monster that should be fun to watch for years to come. The Grizzlies aren’t going to be a playoff team next season, but they should be much more entertaining to watch. I also would like to see the Grizzlies more active in the free agent market, especially with Josh Smith out there, but they want to save the money for next year. I hope that move pays off.

The thing to remember about Mayo is that this is what he has been groomed for since about the seventh grade. He has been a star since then and all the stops along the way were just steps towards his arrival in the NBA. He should not have any trouble adjusting to the NBA life on or off the court, I think he’ll be very good. Heck, he told us today he’s gotten advice on the adjustment to the NBA from Lebron, Chris Paul, and Dwayne Wade, that’s the basketball community this kid rolls in and that bodes well for his future.

I was asked a lot over the last day about the Brewers getting CC Sabathia and whether, as a Cubs fan, I was worried. I told everyone that, while I thought it was a great move for Milwaukee, I still thought the Cubs were the better team and that they were still targeting Rich Harden as a possible trade target. Well, low and behold, the Cubs wasyed no time in getting a deal done for Harden as they made the move today. In polls of hitters around the American League, Harden’s name has always come up as having some of the best stuff in the game, but he has had injury problems. If he can stay healthy, the Cubs got themselves a steal and a rotation of Carlos Zambrano, Harden, Ryan Dempster and Ted Lilly is pretty nasty come playoff time. With Alfonso Soriano returning soon, I will say again, if they stay healthy, the Cubs will win the NL Central by at least eight games. The other thing I like about Harden over Sabathia is that Harden’s contract includes a team option at $7 million for next year, Sabathia is a free agent after the season who, in all likelihood, will not be back in Milwaukee next season.

I’ve said enough about my feelings on Brett Favre in the past so I won’t get into that current saga. As far as I’m concerned it’s just more of Brett being Brett. It’s ridiculous!

Anyway, have a good week.

Sunday on the Couch!

Well, I guess I’ll give my two cents on the draft. 

First off, I want to talk about Mike Miller.  I consider Mike a friend, and arguably the best ambassador of basketball for this city that the Grizzlies have ever had.  His dedication to give back has made Mike and his family special people in Memphis who will be sorely missed.  He gave his body every night, and effort every night, whether the Grizzlies were winning or losing.  He was always entertaining to be around and was a great teammate.  Just like Shane Battier, it’s tough to see him go.  I wish him the best and the Timberwolves will soon see what a terrific asset they have acquired for the team and the community.  I’m looking forward to Mike’s golf tournament on July 12^th at Tunica National.

 

For more information, you can go to Mike’s website at www.mikemiller33.com, or call Dave at 678-522-6881.  It should be a great event again this year.

Now to the flip side of the deal.  I love it.  I think the Grizzlies ended up with a potential superstar to go along with a guy I believe is already close to being a superstar in Rudy Gay.  OJ Mayo has been destined for the NBA since 7^th grade.  I believe he’ll live up to the hype.  He’s been a professional and has handled himself as a professional for many years already.  A lot of people think he’ll leave after his rookie contract.  I disagree.  He might, but if the Grizzlies are a winning organization within three years, that changes everything.  Potentially, the Grizzlies could have the best 1-2-3 combination in the league in three years.  I also agree with Will Askew who says they might already have the most athletic 2-3 combo in the NBA.  This is how you rebuild.  The center position is still a question mark.  Can Darko get more consistent?  What does Marc Gasol bring to the table?  We’ll have to wait and see.  If they can be solid in the middle, Hakim Warrick and Darrell Arthur won’t hurt you as much at power forward.  It’s still a position to continue looking for improvement, but they can get by for now.  Who knows, maybe the Grizzlies will address that need in free agency. 

The hope for Grizzlies fans needs to be that the Grizz are last year’s Portland.  And in three years, the hope is that they are last year’s New Orleans.  I think they are on the way.

I can’t believe the “experts” continue to say that Michael Heisley is dumping salary.  He’s been at or above the cap every year.  He has forked out millions of dollars for front office personnel and coaches.  Plus, he’s let Chris Wallace be active.  You can’t question Wallace’s effort so far.  He addressed each Grizzlies need in his first off season, and now he made a big splash in year two.  

Another thing about the doubters- how can you question a deal that got rid of Brian Cardinal and “The Bagel” Jason Collins in the same deal?  UNBELIEVABLE!

I want to buy a Mayo jersey today #32!

Other thoughts:

The Beefeater sandwich at the Blue Monkey is one of the top sandwiches in town.

When does the WNBA start?

I believe Dumb and Dumber is the most overrated movie EVER and I can’t be convinced otherwise.  I also watched a movie entitled Mama’s Boy this weekend, and it was clearly the worst movie I have ever seen.  What do these two movies have in common?  Jeff Daniels.  He is awful.  He’ll take any role that is offered and Mama’s Boy was clearly an example of that.  In Dumb and Dumber, the guys are so dumb that it’s not even funny.  The only time I laughed is when Jim Carrey yells out, “And our pets’ heads are falling off.”  Another actor in Dumb and Dumber which makes it terrible is perhaps the worst actor ever- Mike Starr.  He played Joe “Mental” Mentaliano. 

He’s been in a ton of films and television shows and has never impressed.  He’s always supposed to be a tough guy, but he’s also been a wuss in so many movies that you can’t take him seriously.

Is Kenny Perry really the second best golfer on the planet right now?  WOW!  The PGA’s in trouble.

Just stop believing anything Chad Ford writes or spews from his mouth!

Weekly Dish

Rap, rock, classical - music to Obama’s ears

The Associated Press- Bob Dylan. Yo-Yo Ma. Sheryl Crow. Jay-Z. They’re artists featured on Barack Obama’s iPod. “I have pretty eclectic tastes,” the Democratic presidential contender said to Rolling Stone.  Growing up in the ’70s, Obama said, he listened to the Rolling Stones, Elton John and Earth, Wind & Fire. Stevie Wonder is his musical hero from the era.

Former ‘Idol’ champ Ruben Studdard to wed

The Associated Press- He won the affection of millions of people on “American Idol,” but, Ruben Studdard gave his heart to one woman.

A representative for the former “Idol” confirmed to The Associated Press that Studdard had a Saturday wedding.

Tidbits: Newlywed woes for Mariah and Nick

MSNBC- They’re not quite two months into their marriage, but Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon already face trouble, reports Life & Style. Sources tell the magazine that Mariah’s diva demands could cause the pair to split. The insider claims that the reason behind that gloom-and-doom prediction is Nick’s need to do everything for his diva bride. While Mariah likes being waited on hand and foot, that routine won’t work in the long run. “Mariah’s assistants and friends call him ‘Whipped Nick’ behind his back.”

Boy George denied U.S. visa for planned tour

MSNBC News Services- Culture Club’s Boy George has been forced to cancel his North American summer tour after U.S. authorities refused to issue him a visa, citing looming legal issues overseas. George’s tour was scheduled to begin July 11. He is facing a trial in November in London for something that happened in April last year. George was arrested after a 28-year-old male escort from Norway accused the singer of false imprisonment and assault

Keira Goes Topless

ExtraTV- Keira Knightley is baring quite a bit in her new film “The Edge of Love,” and the slender starlet says she has no problem showing off her body. “I always bare my breasts,” she said at the Edinburgh Film Festival, reports People magazine.

Police Arrest Soccer Player After Referee Bitten On Face

Police said a 28-year-old soccer player got ejected from a game then bit the ref in the face, leaving an ugly wound. Authorities made an arrest in the alleged assault.

New Castle County police said Rannord A. Jones, of Freedom Trail in New Castle, fiercely argued with the referee and then allegedly attacked him, biting through his chin.

Jones said nothing as he turned himself in to police. He is charged with felony assault and threatening to kill the referee.

Greg Norman and Chris Evert getting married this weekend?

Golf great Greg “The Shark” Norman and tennis star Chris Evert got married, six months after they got engaged. It is the second marriage for both.

Tim McGraw Lays Country Smackdown on Fan

TMZ Staff- Don’t mess around at a Tim McGraw concert — or he’ll pull your ass out of the crowd and have you tossed out! Tim spotted an over-sized, rowdy fan in the front row, proceeded to grab a hold of him, pulled him on stage and threatened to punch him!
Tim’s rep tells us “This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

Rodman to Judge: I Guess I Smacked My GF

TMZ Staff- Dennis Rodman pleaded “no contest” to spousal battery in an L.A. court.
In exchange for his plea, the Worm was sentenced to 36 months of probation, 45 days of roadside graffiti removal, one year of domestic violence counseling, and six months of drug and alcohol treatment. The judge warned Dennis about acting like a fool in the future, telling him, “If I hear or see in the news that you have committed any more crimes — you will go to jail.”

Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

TMZ Staff- Mini-Me Verne Troyer is in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

MSNBC- Troyer successfully shut down the distribution of the sex tape for now.

TMZ posted a 25-second snipped of the video, but pulled the clips down after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer’s attorneys.

The ruling also prevents any attempt by a porn distributor from taking orders for the full 50-minute video, and keeps TMZ from broadcasting any more clips. Troyer’s lawsuit also seeks $20 million in damages and the return of all copies of the tape.  WHAT PSYCHO WANTS TO SEE THIS TAPE??

Strike 2? Hollywood braces for actor walkout

The Associated Press- The contract between the Screen Actors Guild and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers expires Monday, and negotiations have dragged on for weeks with no apparent headway. SAG leaders have said they are willing to continue talking beyond the contract deadline. A strike in July - or a potential actors lockout if producers decided to play tough - could delay the return of many fall TV shows, which normally would be going back into production then.

Ben Kingsley Kisses Olsen Twin!

MSNBC- Looking back on filming her big smooch with veteran actor Ben Kingsley in the upcoming release “The Wackness,” Mary-Kate Olsen says she felt good about the experience. “He was so professional about it and made me feel so comfortable. He said, ‘Anything you don’t feel comfortable about, let me know. You lead me.’”

Madonna and Guy — Over?!

ExtraTV- The Material Girl and her hubby Guy Ritchie are facing divorce speculation in the media thanks to a report and a pic of Madonna without a wedding ring.

If divorced, the couple would split her whopping fortune — estimated around $600 million — because they didn’t sign a pre-nup.

VANDERJAGT STILL MISSING KICKS

ProFootballTalk.com- After more than a year of exile from the NFL, kicker Mike Vanderjagt made a triumphant return to Toronto, as the kicker and punter of the Argonauts. In his regular-season debut, Vanderjagt missed his first three field goals.

Birthdays This Past Week: Mick Fleetwood (61), Loren Roberts (53), Willis Reed (66), Dikembe Mutombo (42), Carly Simon (63), George Michael (45), Jimmie Walker (59), Phyllis George (59), Abner Doubleday (189), Greg LeMond (47), Shannon Sharpe (40), Derek Jeter (34), Ross Perot (78), Lorrie Morgan (49), Tobey Maguire (33), John Elway (48), Kathy Bates (60), Mel Brooks (82), Dan Dierdorf (59), Gary Busey (64)

There’s plenty happening this week in Tunica.  For a complete list of events and attractions in Tunica, Mississippi, click on the link below.  Get easy access to the casino’s, golf courses, and all other entertainment.

http://www.tunicamiss.com/

Here’s a sneak peak of what’s coming up this week in Tunica:

July 3	Independence Day Parade	Downtown Tunica	662-363-2865
July 5	Al Green	Grand Casino	901-525-1515
July 5	Gladys Knight	Grand Casino	901-525-1515
July 5	Collin Ray	Gold Strike	888-245-7829
July 5	Tunica Trade Days	Downtown Tunica	662-363-2865

Don’t forget Mid-South Golfer the Radio show live in Tuinca this week at Tunica National Golf and Tennis Club from 3-4pm.  The Sports Bar follows from Tunica National from 4-6pm. 

Join us for the 3 Person Scramble Thursday at 5:15pm.  Just call 866-TEE-OFF1 for more information or go online at www.tunicanational.com.  See you there. 

Talk to y’all this week.

Tuesday Ramblings

Thoughts I’ve had while counting down the minutes till the first episode of “Celebrity Family Feud.”

The NBA Draft is just a couple days away and unlike the last couple of years, I really don’t have a very good idea of what the Grizzlies are going to do. If I had to make a prediction right now I’d say they stay at #5 and take Kevin Love, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they trade up or down or if they stay at #5 and take someone other than Love. I am glad to see they are giving more consideration to Eric Gordon. I think Gordon will be the best of the group of shooting guards at the top of this draft.

If Miami holds on to the second pick in the draft and takes Michael Beasley, you’d have to believe it would make Shawn Marion very available. He’s 30-years-old and only has one year left on his contract, but if the Grizzlies think they have any chance at resigning him, I think they have to do whatever they can to get him.I think he has at least five or six good years left and he, Rudy Gay, and Michael Conley would make a nice three-headed monster. It would probably take Mike Miller and Kyle Lowry, but I think you might also be able to include Brian Cardinal in the deal which would be great. The Grizzlies could then go after Monta Ellis or Ben Gordon to play the two and have a nice little lineup. The problem with this though, is the that it probably would be tough to resign Marion so that would probably have to be pretty much done before the deal is made.

The quote of the week comes from draft hopeful Marreese Speights from Florida. Speights apparently was a bit surprised upon arrival in Salt Lake City. “Oh, when I came here (Saturday), I expected way different than this,” he said. “This is kind of like, city. I expected, like, cows and stuff.”

Then Speights looked up and was in for another shock. “I seen that snow on top of the mountains,” the 20-year-old Floridian said. “That was crazy.”

Seriously? Can a college student really be that clueless?

Watching the Cubs sweep the White Sox is one of my great pleasures in life. The Cubs are simply unbelievable at home right now, they haven’t lost at Wrigley Field since May 17. Have I mentioned before that I’m heading to Wrigley in August? I cannot wait to get back to the greatest sports stadium in the world.

While watching the Cubs finish the sweep of the Sox on Sunday night, Joe Morgan, doing the broadcast on ESPN, talked about the basket om the outfield wall at Wrigley and how it was called Banks’ Alley because of how many home runs Ernie Banks used to hit into it. Well apparently, Joe is full of sh%# and had no idea what he was talking about. I didn’t think anything of it when he brought it up, but other Cub fans have done the research to show how dumb the comments were. The funny thing is, it doesn’t really offend me that much as a Cubs fan because who really cares, but as a broadcaster it makes me mad that he would just spout off stupid stories that are completely made up.

Have you noticed the current crop of movies in theaters? “The Incredible Hulk,” “The Love Guru,” “Don’t Mess With the Zohan,” “Kong Fu Panda,” “Hancock,” etc. What has happened to the movie industry? Have you seen the trailers for these movies? They are ridiculous! At least there’s still television. What’s that? There are now shows called “The Baby Borrowers,” “Celebrity Circus,” and “Wipeout”? What the hell is going on?

Speaking of Hollywood, I’ll be making my first visit to LA this weekend. I’m headed out there to visit friends for a few days. I’m not sure what to expect out of LA, but I am looking forward to seeing it for the first time.

I’ve never felt like I have had to battle any sort of real addiction and I am thankful for that, but having had my TiVo go out last week, I now realize how dependent I was on it. If my new receiver doesn’t get here soon, I may have to go to rehab. Detox is hard on a man.

Anyway, have a great rest of the week and weekend, I’m off to LA.

Sunday (and Monday) on the Couch (and Driving)!

I had a weekend trip to see the family in St. Louis.  I have a few travel trips:

• Gas is expensive! It really is amazing. I try not to even think about it, but it really is shocking. Unbelievable! Remember the days when………. I’m really starting to want a moped. I believe that they have become socially acceptable for everyone! The moped has come a long way.
• The Mississippi River flooding is unbelievable. There is water everywhere from St. Louis through Arkansas.
• 2 great things about St. Louis- White Castle’s and Slurpees on every corner. White Castle’s and Krystals don’t even compare. It’s a shame that I have to drive 3 hours (Nashville, TN, or Cape Girardeau, MO) to get a great midnight slider. The only thing that compares is a Dyer Burger. I don’t mean any disrespect to Alex’s Tavern, who has arguably the best burger in town, but sometimes you just want it to go down like soup. My favorite burgers:
• 1. Alex’s Tavern
• 2. Dyer Burger
• 3. Tug’s
• 4. Soul Burger
• 5. Huey’s
• That’s right! Krystals wouldn’t be top ten! White Castle’s- TOP 3! Can you imagine a White Castle’s around Beale Street, Mid-Town, Germantown Parkway, Mud Island? Wherever you want one, let’s get one.
• I also love getting Slurpees in St. Louis. 7-11 is the best. Plus, the stale re-glazed doughnuts at midnight are amazing. These imitation icee’s in the Mid South don’t compare. HOWEVER, you can’t go wrong when you find a Slush Puppy Machine!  I was so excited when the Grizzlies stayed in a city that had 7-11’s, especially near the hotel!

         

• Lambert’s Café in Sikeston is worth the drive on a weekend afternoon. It’s the home of the Throwed Roll and is advertised on billboards up and down highway 55. Despite its proximity to both St. Louis and Memphis, I had never gone until World Renowned Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark the Chef, said I needed to try it last year. Now, it’s a must stop between the Loo and Memphis.

  

• Truck Drivers are like NBA referees. No one likes them on the road! No one likes them despite the fact that they have the hardest job on the floor (or road). They can never win.

It’s great to hear that Eric McMahon is doing well and training for the upcoming season.  Fans of the Grizzlies and mascots around the NBA missed Grizz this past season.  Mascots around the league visited FedExForum throughout the season, and most shaved their heads in honor of Eric.  It was pretty neat to see while traveling around the league this year.  Most arenas ran spots during the game promoting buying a Friends of Grizz Wristband with proceeds benefiting St. Jude.  You can show your support for Grizz and patients in the fight against cancer by becoming a “Friend of Grizz” and supporting St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. Purchase a Friends of Grizz Awareness bracelet for only $3 and the proceeds will go to St. Jude.

 

It figures Dry Ribs liked Jeff Van Gundy during the NBA Playoffs.

When does the WNBA start?

How about that World Renowned Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark The Chef, and his picks this year?  Chef went 13-2, including the final three series.  Will Askew was 12-3, with four series going the exact distance.  Coach Dave Joerger lost the picks with his last three series (0-3).  He finished 11-4.  Weinberger was 10-5 and I was the worst at 9-6.  This follows Mark The Chef’s NFL picks, in which he beat Wolo, Will, and Weinberger.  I got him by one game.  I think he has deserved a spot with our college picks this fall.  I smell Mark The Chef’s Tailgating Tips and Picks!

Is it just me, or is signing Marc Gasol just a little weird.  We have Gasol, but it’s a different Gasol.  This one is the Gasol who went to high school in Memphis.  Why shouldn’t we cheer him?  He played high school ball in Memphis!  It’s just another Memphis product in the NBA!  Heck, Cal might even take credit for him!  Plus, he’s on OUR team!  That should be exciting, right?  I hope he wears #61.  That would mean that he’s the opposite of Pau!  Wouldn’t that be a great player?  What if he’s a skilled big man that is everything we have wanted Pau to be?   What if he becomes more popular than Pau ever was in Memphis?  What if he’s clutch in the 4^th quarter?  What if he’s tough?  What if he gets in a fight with Darko in camp?  He’d be amazing!  But what if he’s like Pau, but not as skilled offensively?  I guess that’s why it’s a little weird.  Won’t he always be compared to Pau?  

Anti Gasol-  Very Similar Gasol-

He sure looks like him.  It’s certainly going to be interesting.

Ryan Ludwick should be an All Star.  What an amazing season the former Redbird is having.  He’s 30 years old next month and is having a break out major league season.  He’s hitting .297 with 16 homeruns and 56rbi’s.  However, in the last seven games, he’s 4-23, with 2rbi’s.  Pujols has been out of the lineup.

Tony LaRussa should definitely be the leader for the National League Manager of the Year.  What LaRussa has done with this team is remarkable.  Many considered the Cardinals to be in a rebuilding mode.  Look at the success of the starting pitchers, the starting outfield (Seriously, Rick Ankiel?), and young guys coming through the system (Ryan, Molina, Schumaker).  I hope it lasts throughout the season, although they have to figure out what to do with the closer role before the all star break.  They MUST make a deal.  A playoff spot could be on the line!

Swingtown!  Wow!  Holy CBS!  I finally got caught up on my Swingtown fix.  They have the best storylines since Melrose Place. 

I watched Road Trip tonight.  I can’t believe I liked it.  Here are the two best references to sex in a movie, but using a third grade word for it.

            - Kyle (Road Trip)- “I boinked her!”

            - Cookie Fleck (Best in Show)- “How long has it been since he poked me?”

Courtesy of (Bodog, www.BodogLife.com<http://www.BodogLife.com), here are some interesting odds regarding Thursday’s NBA Draft:

Lottery Pick Odds
Who will be the #1 Pick in the Draft?
Derrick Rose                           -500
Michael Beasley                      +300

What will Miami do with the #2 pick in the NBA Draft?
Draft Michael Beasley and Keep him                                      1/3
Trade Pick or Draft Michael Beasley and Trade him                4/1
Draft O.J. Mayo                                                                       9/2
Draft Any Other Player                                                            3/1

Who will be the #3 pick in the NBA Draft?
O.J Mayo                   2/5
Brook Lopez              3/1
Kevin Love                 9/2
Jerryd Bayless            7/1
Other                         8/1

Who will be the #4 pick in the NBA Draft?
Jerryd Bayless             Even
Russell Westbrook       6/5
Brook Lopez                 3/1
Eric Gordon                  5/1
Other                            8/1

Who will be the #5 pick in the NBA Draft?
Kevin Love                  5/9
Eric Gordon                 3/2
Brook Lopez                5/1
Other                           4/1

First Round Bubble Odds
Will Bill Walker be drafted in the 1st Round?
Yes      -225
No       +150
DJ White?
Yes      +150
No       -200

NBA Offseason Trade Odds
Will Josh Howard be Traded?
Yes      +500
No       -1000
Jermaine O’Neal?
Yes      +600
No       -1200
Zach Randolph?
Yes      +400
No       -800
Kirk Hinrich?
Yes      -350
No       +275
Ben Gordon?
Yes      +150
No      -225
Richard Jefferson?
Yes      +500
No      -1000
T.J. Ford?
Yes      -350
No       +275

Weekly Dish

Sara Evans and Jay Barker!  BOOOO!! (ExtraTV)- Country singer Sara Evans got hitched to former University of Alabama quarterback Jay Barker on a farm in Franklin, Tenn., says People magazine. Barker met Evans through their minister, Joe Beam, who had counseled them after each was divorced last year.

PGA to miss Tiger? DUH! (Bloomberg)- In 2007, tournaments with Tiger Woods in the field averaged a 3.4 rating; tournaments without, a 1.7 rating.

Anchorman 2?- (MSN.com)- Speaking to the press, Will Ferrell confirmed San Diego’s leading news anchor is making a comeback. “Yeah, [there is] definite interest.” Ferrell says he has no idea whether the new movie will take place in the 1970s, but he reveals that although they have discussed several premises, it will probably be at least a year before they have the time to write it.

Borat 2?- (MSNBC.com)- Sacha Baron Cohen’s second film, which is again based on his Borat character, has a release date. Look for it in theaters May 15, 2009.

Hasselhoff buying a Castle? (MSNBC.com)- A simple Hollywood home just isn’t enough to contain the star power of The Hoff. In an interview with AOL, the “America’s Got Talent” judge spoke of his house hunting plans. “I’m looking to buy a castle,” David revealed. “I’ll call it the Hassel Castle …”

Moranis, Thomas revive ‘Bob & Doug’  (THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER)- Bob and Doug McKenzie, the beer-loving Canadian brothers created by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas back in 1980, are about to do again. The Fox network has joined Canada’s Global Television in developing a cartoon pilot, The Animated Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie, in which Moranis and Thomas will return to voice the characters.

Birthdays this past week: Roberto Duran (57), Phil Mickelson (38), Tupac Shakur (37- I was there!), Venus Williams (28), Joe Piscopo (57), Lou Brock (69), Moe Howard (111), John Goodman (56), Nicole Kidman (41), Jim Breuer (41), Pistol Pete (60), Clyde Drexler (46), Kurt Warner (37- the nicest professional athlete I have ever met), Cydi Lauper (55)

There’s plenty happening this week in Tunica.  For a complete list of events and attractions in Tunica, Mississippi, click on the link below.  Get easy access to the casino’s, golf courses, and all other entertainment.

http://www.tunicamiss.com/

Here’s a sneak peak of what’s coming up in the next few weeks in Tunica:

June 27	The Temptations	Sam’s Town	800-456-0711
June 27 - 28	Ricky Lynn Gregg	Bally’s	800-382-2559
July 3	Independence Day Parade	Downtown Tunica	662-363-2865
July 5	Al Green	Grand Casino	901-525-1515
July 5	Gladys Knight	Grand Casino	901-525-1515
July 5	Collin Ray	Gold Strike	888-245-7829
July 5	Tunica Trade Days	Downtown Tunica	662-363-2865

Don’t forget Mid-South Golfer the Radio show live in Tuinca this week at Tunica National Golf and Tennis Club from 3-4pm.  The Sports Bar follows from Tunica National from 4-6pm. 

 

Join us for the 3 Person Scramble Thursday at 5:15pm.  Just call 866-TEE-OFF1 for more information or go online at www.tunicanational.com.  See you there.  Plus, Tunica National is having a hole in one contest Thursday afternoon.  The rules are simple.  Sign up at Tunica National this week and they will conduct a drawing for a hole in one.  If anyone who is drawn hits an ace, they’ll win a condo on the property adjacent to the National.  Sign up now.  Call or go online for more details.

Talk to y’all this week.

Sunday on the Couch!

What a weekend for sports!  The NBA Finals and the US Open provided plenty of drama for Father’s Day (Happy Father’s Day to all of you fathers). 

We’ll start with the golf.  I was in New Orleans for the weekend, so Saturday’s Third Round was captured by way of highlights for me.  I’ve heard a few people say that the last hour of coverage Saturday was one of the best hours ever in sports television.  I don’t know about that, but I do know that Saturday’s highlight package on SportsCenter was the best highlight package I have seen in golf.  Wow, that Tiger Woods is pretty amazing.  The 18^th hole on Sunday was the first time I have doubted Tiger making a putt in a clutch situation.  What an idiot I am!  He is amazing.  He comes through when his back is against the wall so many times.  He provides heroics continuously.  And he did it with one leg!  This past Friday on the Sports Bar, our Friday 5@5 featured the worst five letdowns in sports (in honor of Big Brown).  This Friday, we will definitely have the top five injured heroics in sports history.  Get your list ready.

There were so many Tiger picture moments both Saturday and Sunday.  It was a photog’s dream.

    

Here’s a question for the water cooler- Who are the top five golfers on tour?  Number one is obvious.  Number two is probably Phil.  3, 4, and 5?  Good luck with that list.  There is no longer a big four.  There hasn’t been for a while.

Tiger is the best big time performer since Michael Jordan.

Speaking of Jordan, I agree with Will Askew.  The comparisons between Kobe Bryant and Jordan need to stop.  I agree that he is the best since Jordan, but Michael was in another class.  Would Jordan let his team blow a 20+ point lead in the NBA Finals?  NO!  Would Jordan have had three below average games in the NBA Finals?  NO!  Did Jordan put the team on his back when their backs were against the wall?  YES!  Did Jordan finish the series every time he was in it?  YES!  Don’t start telling me how great the Celtics are, although they are pretty amazing.  The Lakers were the favorite going into the playoffs because they were the dominant team in the dominant conference.  Maybe we should stop calling the West dominant.  The Hawks took them seven!

The Grizzlies need to find a way to get James Posey.  I’m sure he wouldn’t want to sign with the Grizzlies, but he is exactly what this team needs.  He left on bad terms, but that regime is gone.  The fans loved him for his effort and they would again.  He’s mean, he’s tough, and he can guard- he’d be the best on the team at all three of those qualities.  The Celtics need a point guard, a big man, and athletes.  The Grizz have an abundance of each.  A deal might have to include Mike Conley, and I’m not sure I want to do that.  You’d get Rondo and Posey in the trade.  Maybe ask for the Celtics number one pick in 2011 when they will probably be over the hill.

HEY VUJACIC! This isn’t soccer!  Get up off the floor!

Why does Rajon Rondo always have the ball when the shot clock expires?  When the Celtics run out of time, the heave is always from Rondo, who is probably the last guy I want to have the ball in that situation.

It was great to see the NBA have Dick Bavetta officiate game five.  It shows their confidence in him, and that he didn’t go into hiding after reports talked of the FBI investigating Bavetta in the Tim Donaghy scandal.  I would be absolutely shocked and disappointed if Bavetta had anything to do with it.

New Orleans was a blast this weekend.  The ACME Oyster House is a great place to get a PoBoy.  It was the best I have ever had.  They also have a French fry special.  When World Renowned Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark the Chef asked our waitress about them, this is what she said.  “Do you like brown gravy?  Do you like cheese?”  Of course, the answer to both questions was a resounding YES!  They were amazing.  The blackened oysters were also a hit, and the gumbo was fantastic.  It was clearly the best meal we ate.

It is still unfathomable to think of what happened to New Orleans due to Hurricane Katrina.  There aren’t many signs of destruction in the tourist areas, but to think of how far the city had to come in that area, and to think of how far they still have to come in outlying areas is unbelievable.  It’s a fun place to visit, and I hope that some day New Orleans can get people to come back and make it a fun place to live.   

WEEKLY DISH

Grandpa Pulls Pistol at Little League Game! -SPORTSbyBrooks.com-Dallas D. Lough had a valid concealed carry permit (and a loaded semi-automatic pistol) when he went to watch his grandson pitch in a game of 13- and 14-year olds. Youngstown, Ohio-area website, VINDY.COM reports, “Lough was standing behind the backstop and being vocal enough to get a warning from the home-plate umpire to stop, police said… The other umpire, who was positioned in the field, later told Lough that he had to leave the backstop area because he was being disruptive. One of the things Lough was doing was making ball and strike calls before the home-plate umpire had a chance to make his call… When Lough did leave the field, he got into it with some of the coaches. One of the coaches told police he began talking with Lough down a hill from the field near the dugout, and Lough pulled a handgun out of his pants pocket and threatened to shoot him if he came any closer. Lough then walked to his car and drove south on Raccoon Road, where Austintown police arrested him at gunpoint.

Big Brown has future in NBA This from Jay Leno: “The New York Post reported Big Brown, win or lose the Triple Crown, will impregnate between 500 and 600 mares over the next four years, thus making him an honorary member of the NBA.” — Bayou Buzz

New Jersey Nets Giving Away Gas The New Jersey Nets plan to give away more than $250,000 worth of free gas to new season ticket holders. The Nets will give back 10 percent of the total ticket price in the form of gas cards to fans who buy a season ticket through June 26th. – Bergen Record

Wolves Fans Pay for Pick- The Timberwolves report sales of 539 season tickets resulting from their new “pay a pick” promotion, which set the price of a per-game ticket dependent on the team’s overall pick in the NBA draft. So tickets were priced at $3 a game and $129 for a season ticket. – Pioneer Press

Jaric Engaged to Leggy Supermodel  ExtraTV- Victoria’s Secret angel Adriana Lima is ready to strut down the aisle with Minnesota Timberwolves guard Marko Jaric. Lima was received the “Hottest Girl on the Planet” award by Spike TV in 2007. The couple has been dating for nine months.

Well, at Least He Can Golf- Falcons quarterback Joey Harrington dropped a hole-in-one on the par-3, 132-yard sixth hole at Druid Hills Golf Club about two weeks ago. It was Harrington’s first ace and just the sixth time it’s been accomplished since the hole was re-designed in 2004.  Last Friday, as a fill-in at a club tournament, Harrington hit another hole-in-one on No. 6 at the same course.- Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Powerful Celebs- Forbes- Pop star Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) leads a slew of young stars onto Forbes’ annual Celebrity 100 ranking of the world’s ultra-famous. Oprah Winfrey remains No. 1 on the Celebrity 100, a power ranking based on both earnings and fame.  Winfrey earned $275 million before taxes in the past 12 months, and she remains one of the most famous faces in the world.  Golf star Tiger Woods retained the No. 2 spot on the list, raking in $115 million on and off the course, while actress Angelina Jolie soared to the third spot, combining $14 million in earnings with unrivaled levels of fame.  Joining Jolie in the top 10 is boyfriend Brad Pitt, with whom she is expecting twins. Another power couple in the top 10: pop star Beyoncé Knowles (No. 4) and hip-hop mogul Jay-Z (No. 7).  The highest-ranked actor on the list is Johnny Depp, in sixth place. Will Smith, ranked 11th, is the highest paid actor in Hollywood, bringing home $80 million, including an estimated $20 million for his role in the upcoming anti-superhero flick “Hancock.”

How Many Majors will Tiger Woods win in 2008?
0- 2/1
1- 5/4
2- 3/1
3- 8/1 – Bodog

More Clemens?  Really? Allegedly, Roger Clemens kept a stash of Viagra in his locker at Yankee Stadium, reports the NY Daily News. The erectile dysfunction drug has been known for off-label abuse, including a boost for athletic competition, and also as a party drug. Clemens reportedly told a friend that Viagra “made him feel flushed and caused his heart to race.” The World Anti-Doping Agency is trying to determine if Viagra can be used to cheat in the Olympics. Major League Baseball and the NFL will also try to determine if it aids training and improves performance. Bodybuilders, weightlifters and other athletes have turned to Viagra because they believe it helps dilate blood vessels and delivers oxygen, nutrients and steroids to various muscle groups more efficiently. – NY Daily News

Tyson Puts out Hit! Mike Tyson chipped in $50,000 for a contract to kill members of a Brooklyn drug gang that murdered his bodyguard in 2000, a government witness testified Thursday. A former member of the violent Cash Money Brothers gang said the ex-heavyweight champ and Muhammad Nur, who was also close with the victim, each contributed $50,000 to the bounty on the heads of CMB leaders Damion (World) Hardy and Edward (Taz) Cooke. What a stunning story! – NY Daily News

Oscar in Drag? Welterweight champ Oscar De La Hoya has not been posing for pictures in fishnet stockings. Ex-stripper Milana Dravnel dropped her $25-million suit against the boxer yesterday, after experts concluded that pictures of De La Hoya in women’s lingerie had been doctored, reports the NY Daily News.  Milana surfaced last September with the altered pix - showing what appeared to be De La Hoya in fishnets, high heels and a tutu. The 22-year-old then slapped the boxer with a slander suit, after claiming Oscar’s people suggested she sign an agreement that she could not prove the photos were authentic.

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Condoleezza Rice Compiled by the U.S.News & World Report library staff

#10. She gets up every day at 5 a.m. to exercise and is passionate about football. Her dream job is to be commissioner of the National Football League. 

Jessica Simpson and Underwear- Pop star JESSICA SIMPSON is launching her own range of sexy lingerie, called Jessica Simpson Intimates. The bras, panties and sleepwear will join Simpson’s handbags, shows, sunglasses and swimsuits on store shelves from spring 2009. Simpson says of the range, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it; you can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.” – PR-Inside

Jessica Hates Carrie! MSNBC- Although the two are now back together for “a trial thing,” a friend of the singer-turned-actress spoke to In Touch about Jessica’s jealousy issues. “Jessica can be so insecure when she is with Tony, and it only gets worse when he is around women,” said the friend.  The subject of Tony’s ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood is what really riles her. “(Jessica) is really upset that (Tony’s) still communicating with Carrie,” the source said. In fact, the insider revealed that the Cowboy quarterback frequently contacts Carrie via e-mail and text messages even though he knows it bothers Jess. “She had specifically asked Tony to stop,” the insider added. And “things got worse for Jessica” when Carrie broke up with Chace Crawford back in March. That’s when Jessica allegedly began to fear Carrie really could win Tony back.

Carrie is single!  CARRIE IS SINGLE! The almost-relationship between Carrie Underwood and Ryan O’Nan is already over. When OK! magazine asked the country darling why “a handful of dates” never turned into something more for the pair, she responded, “I scare guys off.”  I ain’t scared!!  Carrie says that she’s just not hot because, well, she burps.  “I don’t consider myself sexy … I’m socially awkward,” she tells Cosmo. “I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.”  I ALSO WEAR SWEATS A LOT AND I BURP!!  PERFECT!

Britney and Mel are CLOSE Friends? WebExtra- It was just last month that superstar Mel Gibson reached out to former neighbor Britney Spears by whisking her off to his Costa Rican mansion for some R&R. The two are just friends.  Now, fresh from picking up some new clothes at the Lisa Kline boutique on trendy Robertson Blvd., Brit braved a mob of paps to meet with Mel for dinner at “House of Cigars.”  He’s certainly the man for advice.  It’s like Charles Barkley getting help from Pete Rose!

Voight Joins Next Season of ‘24′ (FROM HOLLYWOOD REPORTER) - Jon Voight has joined the cast of 24 for the upcoming seventh season. The veteran will play Jack’s nemesis. The part will be Voight’s first series role in 40 years. Voight will be introduced during 24’s two-hour season 7 prequel episode, which airs Nov. 23.

Secret of the Olsens’ smiles? Say ‘prune’! The Scoop- Although Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are fiercely private, details about the twins’ lives are slowly emerging. The latest: how the two achieve their signature smiles. “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune,’” a source close to the girls told OK!

‘Bromance’ in air for ‘Hills’ star Brody Jenner “The Hills” co-star Brody Jenner is getting his own MTV series.  The network has committed to six episodes of “Bromance.”  The show, from Ryan Seacrest’s production company, will feature a group of “regular guys” who come to Hollywood and compete in a series of challenges, from skydiving to dealing with the paparazzi - in hopes of being chosen by Jenner to become part of his entourage. Contestants also will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Jenner in every episode. I AM IN!!  Imagine the leftovers alone!

JT not engaged! OR PREGNANT! With all the marriage rumors swirling around Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, the “Sexy Back” crooner wants to set the record straight. “I am not engaged,” Justin said to ContactMusic. And while he was at it, he added, “I’m not married. I’m not pregnant.”

John Mayer is a good man…… no, a great man! MSNBC.com- No wonder Jennifer Aniston’s all smiles lately. According to OK! magazine, her main man, John Mayer, knows just how to please a lady. “John is good in bed,” said a friend of the singer-songwriter. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more!”  WOW!  Gotta respect the man!

Angelina Still Loves Billy Bob The couple’s whirlwind relationship, which included tattoos and blood bobbles, ended in divorce back in 2003. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Angelina explains, despite the suddenly cold end to their romance, she still loves her ex. When asked if she regretted anything about her past with Billy Bob, like those notorious matching vials of blood they were said to wear, Angelina said, “No!” And for the record, she added, “It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!” As for the relationship itself, the “Wanted” star said she wouldn’t have it any other way. “I still love (Billy Bob) dearly and think the world of him and I’m proud to have been his wife for a time.”  It’s too bad that she never gets completely normal.

Pam and Tommy Back Together! Reuters- Speaking of not very normal, the on-again, off-again love affair between Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee and his ex-wife, Pamela Anderson, is back on again. “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” Lee told Rolling Stone in a story published on the magazine’s website on Thursday. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.” Lee and Anderson married in 1995 and went through several breakups and reconciliations before finally divorcing in 1998. While apart, Anderson also married and divorced singer Kid Rock, as well as married then annulled her marriage to entrepreneur Rick Saloman.

Office Workers Stealing? Nearly one in five (19 percent) workers report they have taken office supplies for personal use in the past year, according to a recent Spherion Workplace Snapshot survey. Of those who admit to having stolen office supplies, only 22 percent felt guilty or regretted the act.

Dirt is Cancelled! (FROM VARIETY) - FX has canceled its sophomore drama series Dirt, which stars Courteney Cox as the editor of a pair of celebrity-gossip magazines. Cox also produces along with husband David Arquette. After a 13-episode first season, the second season was shortened to just seven episodes due to the writers’ strike.  It’s too bad, because those writers were brilliant showing the Monica we always wanted to see.

Britney Spears to get emmy? Access Hollywood- The pop star-turned-sitcom guest star doesn’t have the golden statue in her hands just yet, but she’s one step closer. Spears has been included on the official ballot as a possible nominee to receive an Emmy Award for her two guest appearances on CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother,” OK! magazine reports. The singer is reportedly included as one of 41 actresses. The list will be whittled to a short list of final nominees before the Emmy Awards in September.

Birthdays This Week: Dave Parker (57), Tedy Bruschi (35), Dick Vitale (68), Johnny Depp (45), Michael J Fox (47), Natalie Portman (27), Dan Fouts (57), Liz Hurley (43- The ONLY reason to watch Bedazzled), Gene Wilder (74), Gina Gershon (46- one of the best mouths in the business), Jessica Simpson (28), Judy Garland (86), Vince Lombardi (95), Joe Montana (52), Jim Nabors (76), Marv Albert (67- his hair is 41), Red Grange (105), The Olson Twins (22), Tim Allen (55), Burl Ives (99), Marla Gibbs (77), Wendy Williams (41), Boy George (47), Donald Trump (62), Steffi Graf (39), Traylor Howard (42), Dusty Baker (58), Justin Leonard (36), Courtney Cox (44- Big League Cougar Material), Waylon jennings (71), Neil Patrick Harris (35), Helen Hunt (45- and still looks the same), Leah Remini (38).

There’s plenty happening this week in Tunica.  For a complete list of events and attractions in Tunica, Mississippi, click on the link below.  Get easy access to the casino’s, golf courses, and all other entertainment.

http://www.tunicamiss.com/

Here’s a sneak peak of what’s coming up the rest of this month in Tunica:

June 20 - 21	Broadband	Bally’s	800-382-2559
June 21	Merle Haggard	Horseshoe	800-303-7463
June 27	The Temptations	Sam’s Town	800-456-0711
June 27 - 28	Ricky Lynn Gregg	Bally’s	800-382-2559

 

Don’t forget Mid-South Golfer the Radio show live in Tuinca this week at Tunica National Golf and Tennis Club from 3-4pm.  The Sports Bar follows from Tunica National from 4-6pm. 

 

Join us for the 3 Person Scramble Thursday at 5:15pm.  Just call 866-TEE-OFF1 for more information or go online at www.tunicanational.com.  See you there.

Talk to y’all this week.

 

 

 

Sunday on the Couch!

What a great weekend at Southwind.  The tournament was fantastic, there were big names on the leaderboard, we had a playoff, a repeat winner, and although it was hot, the wind sure helped.  Next year, the event will once again be the week prior to the US Open.  Expect another great field, and I would expect Phil Mickleson to be here.  The only thing that could change my mind is if Phil wins the National next week.  His normal routine is to play the week prior to a major.  Because the US Open is being played on his home course of Torrey Pines, Phil elected to skip this week to relax at home for an extra week with his beautiful family, and to practice in his back yard.  If he wins, maybe he changes his routine.  If not, I would guess that he’ll go back to his routine which would mean an appearance in Memphis.  As far as Tiger playing…… well, if he misses the cut this week, injures his knee next year after the Masters, and is trying to come back for the US Open, and wants to play competitively the week before, we might get him.  Basically, don’t count on him coming.  If he was ever going to play in Memphis, it would have been this year.

The comments from broadcasters, players, and guests on the Sports Bar this week had nothing but great things to say about TPC Southwind.  The course again showed its difficulty, and proved that it is a good warm up for the National.

The field, the purse, the amenities, the staff, the volunteers, and the fans, have made this event a big league event, and one that is taken seriously on the PGA Tour.  There aren’t many that can confidently say that.

I took this picture with my phone!!  SHHHH! (Hush y’all)!  Don’t tell anyone.

The Celtics have been dominant in the first two games.  Granted, they almost blew game 2, but their defense on Kobe and their ability to make the Lakers uncomfortable offensively has been amazing.  I thought the Lakers bench would have a big impact, but it’s been the Celtics bench that has been much more productive- especially the bigs.  Kendrick Perkins has been abused by Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol.  He can’t guard either one without getting into foul trouble.  Lucky for the Celtics, they have Powe and Brown.  That could be the reason Pau has been good in the first half when Perkins plays.  He’s been awful in the second half of Game’s 1 and 2.  Here’s a rundown of the “big numbers” from the people’s superstar…….

• - Game 1: 0 rebounds in 1^st half / 3 points in 2^nd half / 0 assists in 2^nd half
• - Game 2: 0 points in 4^th quarter / 0 field goal attempts in 4^th quarter / 0 assists in the 2^nd and 3^rd quarter.
• - Combined: 7 points in the 2^nd half (1 point in the 4^th quarter) /4 quarters without an assist / 0 assists in the 3^rd quarter / 5 quarters with 2 or less rebounds (2 quarters with 0)

Hmmmmm…….. Looks like the same old Pau.  He’s a good offensive player.  He’s a good skilled player.  He’s a good passer.  That’s why he’s just a good player.  Great players don’t disappear for long stretches of time, especially in crunch time.  During the 2^nd half of Game 2,  Jeff Van Gundy said, “Pau is very skilled, but he needs to get more aggressive.”  RIGHT!  CORRECT!  HELLO!  Has ANYONE paid attention to this guys career?  That is not going to happen- not next game, not next year, not the year after, NEVER!!  This is the same guy that has destroyed the Grizzlies for the last month regarding the trade.  I believe Van Gundy washes Pau’s car at the arena before the games, and spit shines his shoes, and might even fix Pau’s hair.  He sure shut his mouth on Sunday night!

Van Gundy has been embarrassing this post season.  I am so sick of his attitude.  He’s trying to be the big, outspoken, controversial, I know the game, jerk.  He is no better than Tom Tolbert.  You know who loves Jeff Van Gundy?  JEFF VAN GUNDY!  I would love to see a debate entitled: Who Invented the Game of Basketball?  The participants of the debate will be Van Gundy and Rick Barry.  Can you imagine the nonsense and drivel these two would spew?  Here are some Van Gundy gems from games 1 and 2:

• - Phil Jackson just might be the best timeout caller in the history of the NBA. WHAT? That’s the dumbest bold statement I have ever heard!
• - Kobe’s not even that good on defense. Shane Battier is a much better defender. People give credit to Kobe, even though it’s his teammates help that actually makes him good. ARE YOU SERIOUS? Has he ever seen Kobe play?
• - Players should be allowed 7 fouls. Or maybe we should eliminate fouling out altogether. I’m serious about that one. REALLY? That would be a great idea. Joey Dorsey was so excited when he was watching Sunday night. He might actually be able to stay in games when he gets to the NBA.

      

These pictures are eerily similar.  Can you figure out which pictures are Jeff Van Gundy and which two are Science teacher Mr. Vargas from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

I think Mark Jackson is rubbing off on Van Gundy.  I don’t understand why Mike Breen is forced to work with these two unlistenable and not entertaining wannabes during the NBA Finals, especially with all of the great NBA broadcasting talent on their own network.  You know who thinks Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy are funny?  You guessed it!

The Sports Bar NBA Finals picks are as follows (Playoff Record): World Renowned Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark the Chef- Celtics in 7 (12-2), Will Askew- Celtics in 6 (11-3), Grizzlies assistant Dave Joerger- Lakers in 6 (11-3), Jeff Weinberger- Lakers in 6 (10-4), Me- Lakers in 7 (9-5).  Boy, that Chef sure can pick’em.

How bout these TV shows coming up:

• - I Survived a Japanese Game Show
• - Wipeout
• - Greatest American Dog
• - Celebrity Circus
• - Opportunity Knocks

Have we really lost all interest in thinking of writing any sort of television show?  How embarrassing!  What’s even more embarrassing is the number of idiots that will be watching these shows on the talking box!

When does the WNBA start?

James Taylor is over rated!!  I don’t get it.  I really don’t.

David Letterman keeps putting great shows on the air.  He made an excellent point this week when they featured the new segment, Everything is Better with the Indiana Jones Theme Music.  It is so true.  You could watch anything, including soccer and it would be exciting. 

The man who invented the fake tan was brilliant!  The fake tan is the root of everything different in women today.  Us “old” guys always say the same thing, “Boy, they didn’t look like that when we were that age.”  You know why?  Because of fake tans.  Fake baking has led to many things: Breast enlargements, piercings, tattoos, highlights in the hair, working out feverishly, smaller and skimpier clothes, and always dressing sexy (sometimes skanky).  This one man changed women forever.  Single men love him.  Parents loathe him!

The inventor of the tanning bed is Friedrich Wolff.  He brought the bed to America in 1978.  In 1988, the US began putting regulations on beds and the boom took off!  Hmmmm.  1988?  Yep.  That’s about right.  Single men, listen up!  You toast Freddie Wolff every time you see that fake bake when you’re stalkin at the bar!

One of the dumbest human beings ever is the guy who thought button-fly for men was a good idea.  He’s right up there with the automatic, never working, wipe it on your pants, air dryer in bathrooms guy!

The Weekly Dish

Kobe Favorite for MVP.  So was Big Brown

- Who will win the 2008 NBA Finals MVP?

Kobe Bryant 1/2
Kevin Garnett 2/1
Paul Pierce 13/2 (Leading candidate after 2 games)
Ray Allen 10/1
Pau Gasol 12/1
Lamar Odom 20/1

- Who will average more Points and Assists per game?
Kobe Bryant +4.5 (-110)- Kobe has 27.0 PPG + 7APG= 34
Magic Johnson -4.5 (-120)- 1987 Magic had 26.2 PPG + 13 APG= 39.2 (Magic leads by .7)

- Who will average more Points per game?
Paul Pierce +3.5 (-110)- Pierce has 25.0 PPG (Pierce leads by 4.7 PPG)
Larry Bird -3.5 (-120)- 1985 Larry had 23.8 PPG – Bodog

Lakers Vujacic surprised by gambling controversy

Sasha Vujacic could never have imagined the controversy he would stir up by casually drilling a three-pointer as time expired on the Lakers’ 100-82 win over the San Antonio Spurs. His three-pointer caused a $100 million swing among those who gamble on NBA games. Apparently the majority of Vegas gamblers had put their money on the Spurs because of the spread, and had Vujacic not hit that three they would have come out on top. Vujacic was stunned at the reaction to his shot. He had no idea about the gambling aspect, nor did he expect the browbeating he would take from his coaches and teammates when he got to the locker room.  It’s called class and having a clue, you IDIOT!

Gary Payton would get sex change for $100 million

Gary Payton, appearing as a guest host on FSN’s “Best Damn Sports Show Period,” was asked: For $100 million, would he get a sex change and play in the WNBA “Yes.”

Tiger Woods: ‘I don’t think anyone really watches hockey anymore’

During a news conference at Oakland Hills Country Club, the two-time defending champion was asked whether he was rooting for the Red Wings or the Pittsburgh Penguins in Game.5 of the Stanley Cup finals. Woods chuckled and said, “I don’t really care.  It’s all about the Dodgers. I don’t think anyone really watches hockey anymore.”

Pele documentary in the works

International soccer star Pele is ready to tell his story. FremantleMedia Enterprises has inked a development agreement with the Brazilian athlete’s licensing agency, Prime Licensing. Pele’s life has been documented in written biographies, but the parties said this marks the first time he has granted anyone “such unparalleled access” to produce a TV documentary. – Hollywood Reporter

Tatum - The Dog Made Me Do It!

Tatum O’Neal is playing the oldest blame game in the world for her crack attack — it was the dog’s fault!  She tells the New York Post, it was the death of her dog Lena that set her off in the spiral that ended with her allegedly buying crack on a street corner. “My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words,” says the ex-kid star.
Of course, she pleaded not guilty to actually buying the crack.

Lesbian kiss at M’s game stirs up Seattle

A lesbian has complained that an usher at Safeco Field asked her to stop kissing her date because it was making another fan uncomfortable.

Mariners spokeswoman Rebecca Hale said that the club is investigating but that the usher was responding to a complaint of two women “making out” and “groping” in the stands.

“We have a strict non-discrimination policy at the Seattle Mariners and at Safeco Field, and when we do enforce the code of conduct it is based on behavior, not on the identity of those involved,” Hale said.

The code of conduct - announced before each game - specifically mentions public displays of affection that are “not appropriate in a public, family setting.”

Papa Joe — Selling Romo?
Yet again we learn that Joe Simpson will do anything to cash in on his lil’ girls.
Us Weekly says that Joe asked Romo to ditch his agent and let him manage his career - oh, and by the way, Tony has a $67 mil contract with the Dallas Cowboys. And that’s not all — Joe apparently offered to sell the story of Jess and Tony’s engagement and subsequent wedding to a magazine.  One little problem: they’re not engaged yet.

JT Rockin’ Jessica’s World - For Real?

It looks like Justin Timberlake might be rock-shopping for Jessica Biel.
The Chicago Sun-Times quotes “a usually impeccable Hollywood tipster” who says that JT has been doing some “serious, major Harry Winston-type” spelunking for an engagement ring for his girl. He’s also been quizzing Jess’s pals and associates to help him make the right choice.
The pair’s reps have continually denied any engagement talk.

Impostor’s ‘Sonics’ lies fooled woman he dated

For months, a Boston-area woman thought she was dating a Sonics front-office employee and former NBA player named Jeff Turner, and she thought she had scored a slam-dunk in the Internet dating game. But when the man she was falling for suddenly left his home and stayed away for three weeks, the woman became suspicious. A Google search helped her discover that this man was not Jeff Turner, but a habitual impostor who had been posing as a Sonics employee for the past several months.  ”I am going to be honest with you. I don’t work for them,” the man who posed as Turner said from his home, when reached by the Seattle P-I. “(The situation was) all brought on by an online dating thing. I lied to her. Does that mean I can go out there and represent the Sonics? No. Does that mean that I did it to get some (sex)? Absolutely.”

Mark Townsend ran for U.S. Senator in Alabama, against NCAA

It was election day Tuesday in many parts of the country, and one of the most-watched races involved the Democratic primary for U.S. Senator in Alabama, where Mark Townsend hoped to make a stand.  Knowing that many voters in the state have a deep dislike for the NCAA, Townsend hoped to corner that vote with a platform that included abolishing the governing body. He actually had his named listed as Mark “No NCAA” Townsend on the ballot. Townsend sued the NCAA in 2001 for sanctions it imposed against the football programs at Auburn and Alabama. Townsend has reportedly complained about NCAA football telecasts not showing college bands playing the national anthem before the games or performing at halftime. “I believe the National Collegiate Athletic Association is the devil’s pitch fork,” he said in a campaign announcement.

Birthdays this week: Lex Lugar (50), Gary Bettman (56), Jerry Mathers (60), Kyle Petty (48), Nikki Cox (30), Hale Irwin (63), Chuck Barris (79), Tom Arnold (49), Tony Curtis (83), Angelina Jolie (33- is it just me, or has she been pregnant for 8 years?), Freddie Fender (71), Michelle Phillips (64), Bo Burton (66), Ray Lankford (41), Zydrunas Ilgauskas (33), Kenny G (52- and still flutin), Mark Wahlberg (37), Wayne Brady (36), Bill Bates (47), Bjorn Borg (52), Cam Neely (43), Sandra Bernhard (53), Mike Modano (38), Thurman Munson (61), Allen Iverson (33), Anna Kournikova (27),Tom Jones (68 and still collectin underwear), Prince (50), Dean Martin (91), Juliana Margulies (42), Troy Vincent (38), Bryant Reeves (35), Lindsay Davenport (32), Barbara Bush (83), Boz Scaggs (64), Jerry Stiller (81), Joan Rivers (75)

There’s plenty happening this week in Tunica.  For a complete list of events and attractions in Tunica, Mississippi, click on the link below.  Get easy access to the casino’s, golf courses, and all other entertainment.

http://www.tunicamiss.com/

Here’s a sneak peak of what’s coming up this month in Tunica:

June 13	B.B. King	Horseshoe	800-303-7463
June 14	Battle on the Bluff presented by: Chris Caudy	Sam’s Town	800-456-0711
June 21	Merle Haggard	Horseshoe	800-303-7463
June 27	The Temptations	Sam’s Town	800-456-0711

Don’t forget Mid-South Golfer the Radio show live in Tuinca this week at Tunica National Golf and Tennis Club from 3-4pm.  The Sports Bar follows from Tunica National from 4-6pm. 

Join us for the 3 Person Scramble Thursday at 5:15pm.  Just call 866-TEE-OFF1 for more information or go online at www.tunicanational.com.  See you there.

Talk to y’all this week.

Tuesday Ramblings

Thoughts I’ve had while trying to figure out why Mike Tramel is so bitter.

I really don’t get the fascination with the whole MMA thing. I didn’t watch the Saturday Night Fights on CBS, but after hearing some things about them I decided to look on line for some highlights and what I saw was a man’s ear blowing up like what Peter Edmiston described as a blood-filled pinata. It was disgusting! The whole thing really doesn’t make sense to me, but then, I’ve never been a big boxing guy either. Call me crazy, but I just don’t get a big thrill out of watching people beat the crap out of each other. While I’m not a fan of MMA, I also don’t agree with Bryan Burwell of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, who seems to think it will ruin civilization.

I never quite understand when I hear people say somwthing should not be on TV. What? It’s 2008 people, everyone has like 200 channels, just watch something else. I don’t want to watch MMA fighting, but others do, so what? I have a remote and numerous other channels, I have no problem finding something to watch.

I’m still undecided on what direction I’d like the Grizzlies to go in the draft. One guy that I do like a lot though is Eric Gordon. A lot of people are not high on him, but I still think he is going to be very good. I’d rather have him than Jerryd Bayless, but I think I would take O.J. Mayo over him. I know I don’t want Kevin Love and as for the other big guys, I wouldn’t mind Brooke Lopez and I’m starting to like DeAndre Jordan more and more if the Grizzlies could trade down and get him around #10.

I love this week in Memphis because the Stanford St. Jude Championship takes place at TPC Southwind. I love going to PGA Tour events. As a weekend golfer myself, I am amazed at how easy the pros make the game look. One of the greatest things about a tour event is watching the guys on the driving range. It’s just fun to see some of the drills they do and watch how they can shape the ball time after time. When the promos say “These Guys are Good,” they are right on.

The Lakers seem to have become the popular pick in the NBA Finals, but I’m going with the Celtics in seven. There you go Fish, if you won’t include my picks in “Sunday on the Couch,” I’ll just put them here.

As a Cubs fan, its tough to control the excitement these days, but I know I have to because there is a lot of season left. There just haven’t been many times in my life that they have looked this good. They are just playing winning baseball in so many ways. The starting pitching has been good, the bullpen has been very good and the offense continues to hit-and take walks-which is something they’ve never done before. They’ve been fun to watch and I just hope it continues. I can’t wait to go to Wrigley in August.

Had a great time at Italian Fest on Saturday. Like BBQ Fest, Italian Fest never disappoints.

Sunday (and Monday) on the Couch!

Three day weekend!  AMAZING!  The only problem with a three day weekend is that there is NOTHING, absolutely nothing, on television.  I went the route of movies this weekend.  First, I watched I am Legend.  It should be renamed I am a Big Pile of Poop, or I am Demanding a Refund!  It was terrible.  The ending was horrendous, and the story was weak.  Suicide finish by a grenade?  Really?  Couldn’t he have thrown it at the monsters?  I’m embarrassed to even say monsters!  I’m ashamed of Will Smith.  I had a bad feeling towards Mr. Smith when he was talking to mannequins to stay sane.  How come female mannequins aren’t womannequins?  I’d feel a lot better about Will talking to a womannequin.  Not really, but I think it should be changed!  One other note from the movie- during a news broadcast, there was a scroll that mentioned Shaq retiring in 2010.  Do they know something we don’t?  Interesting.

I also watched Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.  Very funny movie.  Much better than I am Legend.  John C. Reilly was terrific as Dewey Cox and has been great in everything he’s been in- Aviator was a wonderful movie, and he was perfect in Talledega Nights.  Jenna Fischer (no relation) is pretty good outside of The Office.  She looked great and was very humorous.  I love Kristen Wiig. 

She’s hysterical on Saturday Night Live and was great in Walk Hard.  She was brilliant in Knocked Up, which I also watched on HBO this weekend.  What a fun movie that is.  It makes you want to go out, find a single woman, and…….. maybe not.

One other movie I watched this weekend was the 1981 classic Stripes.  There are many lines that are priceless in the movie.  Bill Murray, John Candy, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates (Sgt. Hulka), and Judge Reinhold keep the laughs coming throughout.  I think John Larroquette’s role (Captain Stillman) might be as underrated as they come.  I thought he was good in Night Court, he has a great role in Boston Legal, but he needs more credit for his role in Stripes.  His physical humor was very Chevy Chase-ish in the movie.  Great stuff.

One more movie note- can’t wait to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  For anyone in my generation, he is THE all ime movie hero.  I was disappointed when the old man started going out with the VERY hungry Calista Flockhart and went mid-life crisis with his earring.  However, he’s still Indy!  Plus, I hear great things about the film.

Speaking of Indy, I really tried to watch the Greatest Spectacle in Racing this weekend.  Every time I had it on, there was a yellow flag.  EVERY TIME!  I’ve been to the Indy 500 four times.  It’s an event that I’m happy I got to experience.  However, it’s not at all the same on television.  300,000 people with wife beaters and tank tops- it should be called the Greatest Spectacle in People Watching.  When the race starts, the adrenaline is amazing.  The first time they lap the course, you think they’re going fast.  By the third lap, it’s breathtaking!  I was lucky enough to park behind the straight-away with my press pass, since I was “working”.  We were able to run to the car whenever we needed a fill-up and we could easily carry the cooler to the seats.  My final year there, we had to park two miles away and it rained.  No pun intended, but it put a damper on things.  I haven’t been back since.  It’s too bad there doesn’t seem to be much interest in the race anymore. 

Danica Patrick needs to calm down.  She wrecked Sunday and was extremely bitter.  Every time things don’t go her way, she stomps around like she’s tough, and does nothing but go to her trailer and cry.  When the announcers saw her stomping, they said, “That’s what makes her so great.”  What?  She’s been in the Victory Circle one time.  ONCE!  She’s overrated as a driver, and she’s overrated as a hot female in sports.  I could name at least ten better in sports.  I won’t, but I could.  She’s considered hot because she’s in a man’s sport.  Well, man up Danica and stop pouting!

The best thing about watching the race on TV is the side by side commercials.  If you missed it, they split the screen with commercials on one half and the race on the other half.  It’s brilliant.  I wish golf would do that. 

Speaking of golf, how bout Lefty coming through at the Colonial?  He was amazing with the flat-stick and his second shot on 18 was one for the ages!  One of the best winning shots you’ll ever see came with a 140 yard wedge that had to go under one tree, over another, through branches, and onto the green with a little backspin towards the hole- nine feet away.  It hopefully sets up a Phil-Tiger showdown at Torrey Pines.  Phil will miss the tournament at TPC Southwind because of playing the National at his home course this year, boding well for him while he’s hot.  So, how good will Tiger be?  He’s already pulled out of the Memorial.  I still think there’s an outside chance he’ll play here.  If he wants competition before the event, the SSJC is the only event left.  The last time he tried to play a major after a long layoff (when his father passed away), he missed the cut at the Open for his first MC in a major.  Here’s hoping he feels he needs to play.  He’ll be confident at Torrey Pines, where he’s won the Buick six times (four in a row), and won a junior world championship as a teenager.  Come on Tiger!  You need the practice!  You really don’t, but we’d love to give you a Pronto Pup.  I’ll even buy one for Elin!  Heck, I’ll take her out for some Memphis BBQ- Ribs, pulled pork, whatever she’s in the mood for!

The Phil Mickelson commercials for Crowne Plaza Hotels were very funny.  It’s great to see Phil have a little “real” personality.

The Boston Celtics finally won on the road!  I think the Celtics problems stem from being too unselfish.  The best thing about the Big 3 was that they all played for each other and the title all year.  The problem now is that they’re turning down too many shots.  The only guy that should be unselfish is Rajon Rondo, and he’s been better than the credit he’s been given.  Ray, KG, and Paul- SHOOT!

Tony Parker still kills Pau Gasol!  I still contend that Pau is the worst pick-n-roll player (ON BOTH ENDS OF THE FLOOR!) that I have ever seen!  Offensively, he sets a pick 6 feet from his opponent, who runs around him or under him.  Defensively, he stops, stutters, and decides which way to go while his opponent passes or drives while Pau’s slow to get back.  The Lakers will continue to see these and other examples of Pau’s “softness” in the next year.  I predict that Pau will be in trade rumors by next March.  Write it down!  Last week, Bill Plaschke (LA Times) wrote about Pau disappearing against the Jazz.  This week, Gregg Doyle (cbssports.com) killed him again:

This is going to seem harsh, and that’s not the intent. So keep that in mind when you read the following words:

Pau Gasol sucks.

Gasol doesn’t suck at being 7 feet tall. He also doesn’t suck at passing the ball. And his career numbers are nice and tidy.

But sometimes a basketball card can lie. The statistics on the back of the card aren’t always a true measure of the player on the front when he steps off that two-dimensional piece of paper and onto a real basketball court.

Pau Gasol is Craig Counsell.

Before the trade deadline in 1997, the Florida Marlins were a winning club, but they were headed for next year. No World Series. No playoffs. But then they added Craig Counsell, and they took off. Wild-card berth. Division Series. Pennant. World Series. He wasn’t a great player. But he was the player the Marlins needed to be great.

Pau Gasol is the Lakers’ Craig Counsell. He’s a pro. He’s the missing piece. But he’s not a superstar, and if you’re going to tell me he is, I’m going to tell you something equally unreasonable but equally true: Pau Gasol sucks.

Gasol averaged 18.8 ppg and 8.4 rpg this season, pretty much his career numbers, but he’s difficult to watch. Difficult to watch is a euphemism for something I’m not afraid to say.

Pau Gasol is soft.

He’s careless. He leaves so many baskets on the floor, it’s criminal. I realize Gasol is from Spain, but in Hawaiian the word Pau means “finish,” which is an absolute joke.

Pau will finish just often enough to get his 18.8 ppg and satisfy his fans, but not often enough to justify his status as an NBA star. Give Bryant a power forward who can finish with a fury and he’d average 10 assists per game. Gasol is a career 51.3-percent shooter, staggering considering he misses more bunnies than a drunk hunter. 

Superstar? Pau Gasol? Maybe on the back of his basketball card. Maybe on Google, where a search of the words “Pau Gasol” and “superstar” brought up 76,700 hits. Maybe in your imagination.

But not on the court. A superstar is the guy in the Spurs’ frontcourt, Tim Duncan, who abused Gasol for 30 points and 18 rebounds in Game 1. All Duncan has to endure is the soft player in the center of the Lakers’ defense.

That’s an easier job than mine. I have to endure the constant fallacy of Pau Gasol’s greatness.

 

He might win a ring, and he is playing well, but he’s still Pau, and the rest of the league is starting to learn that he is a “goodstar”, not a superstar. 

Here are the picks for the NBA Conference Finals from our “experts” (World Renowned Chef and Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark the Chef / Fish / Weinberger / Askew / and Grizz assistant Dave Joerger).

Name (Record / Perfect # of Games Predicted in Series)

Fish (9-3)    Will (11-1)     Jeff (10-2)   Coach (11-1)  Chef (10-2)

 SA7          SA7             SA7           SA6              LAL6

DET6        DET7           DET6         DET7             BOS6

I really hope World Renowned Chef and Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark the Chef is correct for two reasons.  One- EVERYONE wants to see the Celtics and the Lakers.  You’re kidding yourself if you don’t.  Second- If he’s correct, World Renowned Chef and Executive Chef at FedExForum, Mark the Chef, will have the lead in our picks!  He already beat Weinberger, Will, and Wolo in NFL picks this year.  Can he take home the NBA crown over Weinberger, Will, me, and an NBA coach?  Go get ‘em Chef!

The Penguins are in trouble!  7-0 in 2 games!  Where’s that potent offence that we saw throughout the playoffs?  They’ve been outshot 70-41 and are 0-8 on the powerplay.  I said they had to take advantage of the extra attacker, and they are not.  Detroit has more experience and they look like the more confident, physical, and controlled team.  They are dynamite.  Hope the Pens can make it a series when they shift back to Mellon Arena.

I saw the Redbirds over the weekend.  They are a fun team to watch- much better than the last two years.  Plus, I’ve never had a bad time at Autozone Park.  What a gem we have downtown!  I got to see Anthony Reyes pitch.  I still have some hope that he can become the pitcher that he’s shown he can be- World Series Game 1 vs. Tigers!  Hope he gets the opportunity to start again and can take advantage.  It seems like a coincidence, but I think Reyes has hit a homerun every time I’ve seen him pitch.  He is talented and has great tools.  I hope he has the toolbox upstairs to store them in. 

By the way, the second floor bar at AZP is a fun place to have a cocktail.  The bartenders are a hoot and the TV’s, AC, and looped-up customers make it relaxing on a hot night.

I used to love the soft pretzels at the Flying Saucer.  Then they changed.  I wasn’t a fan.  But they have certainly grown on me.  The are pretty amazing.  So soft, warm, fluffy, and delicious.  I highly recommend them, and you can never go wrong with a Big Dipper.

Happy to see the Blue Monkey finally opened up downtown.  It will soon become the place I’ll frequent the most. 

Jason Taylor really is an idiot!  LOOK AT HIM!

 

Why don’t college baseball base coaches wear helmets?  Doesn’t look cool?  Doesn’t match your Oakley’s?  Feel like a bat boy?  GET OVER YOURSELVES!  I can say this, being a baseball guy myself- college baseball players are the biggest tools in sports!  There are a lot of coaches who follow suit.  Put on the darn helmet, at least out of respect.  Besides, you’re in more danger with those bats made from NASA Spaceshuttle metal these days!

I don’t believe Charles Barkley when he says he won’t be betting!  I just don’t.  Sorry Chuck.  Still love you and the guys on TNT!

Former Dancing With the Stars champion Emmitt Smith might be the only athlete who would be on the all-time overrated and underrated list.  Everyone has an opposite opinion of Emmitt.  I think he’s on the underrated list because of the idiots who think he’s overrated.  He’s only the All Time Leading Rusher, with 3 Super Bowl Titles, and the only back to EVER win the Super Bowl, the NFL MVP, the NFL Rushing Title, and the Super Bowl MVP all in the same season.  ENOUGH SAID!

Bryan Adams is the Bruce Springsteen of Canada?  Really?  What a big coup for American Idol to have the Canadien Hall of Famer on their finale! 

David Cooke won!  Biggest shock since George Mason’s tourney run!

If you watch, or don’t watch Real Sports on HBO, make sure to check out this month’s episode.  The piece on horse racing will make you fall more on my side, if you didn’t already!  It’s sickening to see what thoroughbred horse owners will do to the horses that don’t make them money.  As I said a couple of weeks ago, these owners need to stop acting like they love their horses like a family member.  They only love the horse that can run and make them cash.  WE NEED MORE STUDY IN THIS KILLING!

THE WEEKLY DISH

Photographer speared by javelin at state meet

A newspaper photographer got a little too close to the action at the Utah high school track championships - and was speared through the leg by a javelin.

Ryan McGeeney of the Provo Standard-Examiner was spared serious injury, and even managed to snap a photo of his speared leg while others tended to him.

“If I didn’t, it would probably be my editor’s first question when I got back,” McGeeney said.  I know how you feel Ryan!  I once took pictures when I had hives- HYSTERICAL!

Striking just below the knee, the javelin tip went through the skin and emerged on the other side of his leg. He needed 13 stitches.  

Rainbow Man from ’70’s and ’80’s serving three life sentences

For more than 10 years starting in the late 1970s, Rollen Stewart was the nation’s most celebrated sports fan, a wig-wearing, wigged-out self-promoter who showed up at virtually every major athletic event worldwide and always managed to plant himself smack-dab in front of a television camera. He was known as the Rainbow Man, for the multicolored Afro wigs he sported. Later, after finding religion, he morphed into the John 3:16 guy.  

Stewart says he really was no fan at all. “I despised sports,” he says. Stewart is 63 now, and last attended a sporting event about 20 years ago. Serving three life sentences for taking hostages, he has been imprisoned since 1992. The punishment was the result of a bizarre incident in which an armed Stewart locked himself in a hotel room near Los Angeles International Airport and kicked off an 8 1/2 -hour standoff with police, demanding a three-hour, televised news conference to air his views.  I’m sad to say, but my best Halloween costume ever was “John 3:16 Guy”.  Every guy laughed, and every woman had no idea what I was thinking.  Some things never change.

Ricky Williams documentary?

Dolphins RB Ricky Williams put his book project on hold and is now working on a TV documentary on his life.  It might be the 4^th season of Weeds on Showtime.  Can’t wait to watch.  Who plays Ricky?  Dave Chapelle?

 Jose Canseco to try boxing career

Baseball star Jose Canseco recently revealed that the mortgage on his home had been foreclosed, and he blamed two costly divorces for his financial woes. Because he has to pay the bills, he has turned to celebrity boxing. Canseco is seeking a challenger to fight on July 12 at the Bernie Robbins Stadium in Atlantic City. The chosen opponent will be paid $5,000.  July 12^th is my birthday.  Would LOVE $5K on my birthday.  I’m in if we make it on my own turf- Tunica, Mississippi!

Bow Wow Cast in ‘Entourage,’ ‘Patriots’

Shad Moss, better known as Bow Wow, has joined the fifth season of Entourage in a recurring role as a stand-up comedian managed by Eric (Kevin Connolly). Additionally, Moss - who says he is focusing on acting full time in an attempt to ”be the next Will Smith” - has been cast opposite Forest Whitaker and Isaiah Washington in the sports drama Patriots.  I’m still waiting for Entourage to start especially with every show shutting down for the summer.  TV really sucks right now.

NBC Sports Scores Ratings Bump in NHL Stanley Cup Finals

NBC Sports’ Saturday and Sunday coverage of the NHL Stanley Cup Conference Finals earned a combined 1.6 overnight household rating and a 4 share, an increase of 14 percent over last year.  I’m one of the 14%.  The hockey strike is the best work stoppage any sport has ever had.  Sure they cancelled a season and lost a lot of fans.  But, fans got exactly what they wanted, salary cap, parity, no two-line passing, no ties.  The game might be at an all time high, and fans will be back in time.

Spike Lee Doing Michael Jordan Doc

Spike Lee announced Monday that he is directing a feature-length documentary about basketball superstar Michael Jordan, which he hopes to bring to next year’s Cannes Film Festival. The project will feature previously-unseen footage shot by NBA cameras during the final two years in Jordan’s career.  I’m sure there will be a lot of gambling and knee icing!

Vince Young Admits He Had Too Much Fun

Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young has apologized to the kids of the world after pics of him partying in a Texas bar shirtless surfaced online (as seen in last week’s BLOG).
Young tells The Tennessean, “I was having a good time with friends … and you know how it is, as a quarterback you can’t have too much fun. I blame myself for that, but at the same time you have to watch certain things,” adding, ‘”I apologize to some of the kids if they did see it because I am trying to be a role model for them. But at the same time, I was just trying to have fun with (friends).”  Nice apology!  Jason Giambi apologized better than that.

Will Charles Barkley be spotted at casino? / Will Barry Bonds serve jail time?

Will Barkley be spotted on a Casino Gaming Floor before the end of the 2007-2008 NBA Playoffs?

Yes +500

No -1000

How much Jail Time will Bonds serve?

None 3/1

0-6 Months 2/1

7-12 Months 2/1

13-18 Months 5/1

19 Months or More 6/1 — - Bodog

Yanks Jason Giambi and his magic gold thong

The key to turning the Yankees season around could be under Jason Giambi’s pinstriped pants. The Yankee slugger revealed he slips on a gold thong with a flame-line waistband when he’s trying to get out of a hitting slump - and he’s shared it with his teammates. Derek Jeter agreed that Giambi’s thong works, although “it’s so uncomfortable running around the bases,” he said. “I was 0-for-32 and I hit a homer on the first pitch.” Johnny Damon also admitted donning the golden panties “probably three times.”  What is the secret of Giambi’s golden thong? “YouR